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Hitchhiker's Guide to the Guardians of the Galaxy: Panic Worthy?

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Going through my Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy files (because everyone should have such files) I found myself re-watching the amazing 2005 trailer, and it dawned on me: They described the Guardians of the Galaxy trailers perfectly. Should we be worried?

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Hitchhiker's, the 2005 adaptation, was a mediocre film based on an amazing property with a cult following. The movie may not have been much to write home about, but the trailers were amazing.

Guardians, the forthcoming 2014 adaptation, is a film based on an amazing (if little known) property with a cult following. The trailers are amazing.

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Heck, check out trailer 2 again:

The thing is, trailers sometimes lie. Now, I'm not suggesting we should panic or anything - in fact I'm getting quite psyched about the film, so I hope not - but the similarities are rather jarring.

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In the 2005 trailer, Stephen Fry, as the voice of "The Book," describes what it takes to be a truly great trailer:

Typically they begin with the introduction of the main character

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Who will very shortly have something so utterly fantastic happen to him, that someone just had to make a movie out of it

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Often this section is preceded by the words "In a world..."

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But sometimes not

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Trailers also normally employ a deep voice

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Lots of things blowing up

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Occasionally interrupted by a girl in a bikini

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Generally trailers also feature: heartless evil villains

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Hideous creatures

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Dolphins*

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Physical violence

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And of course, the promise of true love

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And lastly, there is a final montage

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Often set rock music, to be designed simply to blow away whatever synapses you have left in your brain

This culminates in a reveal of the main title

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Followed by the release date

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Hmm... anyway, food for thought.

* In this case, "dolphins" becomes a catchall term for any adorable animal or character. Similarly, the word "bikini" will be taken to mean any sort of cheesecake.

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